By Leslie Gornstein of HitFix.com
Sexsational: It’s the “werq” of 2011, ladies! And it’s also the word that the judges have used to describe Molly, the first panel winner. Poor Nicole, meanwhile needs to get her youth on; she’s been told by the panel that she photographs 15 years too old. Ouch! But will Tyra pay for her laser peel?
Oh my God! Ondrei, aka Li’l Oluchi, has a very heartbreaking past: Two of her brothers died under unnatural circumstances.
“I know it’s been a couple months or whatever,” Monique meows, “but at the same time like, I wouldn’t expect someone to still be here.”
Tyra arrives in saffron chef gear, (“How are zee baybeeez?”) accessorized by Heather, her nutritionist, but, sadly, not a French vocal coach. The girls are strapped into blindfolds and asked to guess which of two tasty dishes is the healthier. Surprise! Meatballs FTW!
Raw chicken is sitting in the fridge and it, like, needs to get out of the girls’ faces, like, right now.
Alexandria’s chicken, it turns out. Dalya lectures Alexandria about how to properly store chicken.
“I’m 21! I know how to do things!” Alexandria replies.
Southern magnolia Jaclyn is terrified of all things Alexandria after that. So am I, but it’s because, in the confessional booth, Alexandria looks *20* years older than she is.
TyraMail!
“Tomorrow you will face your worst critic,” it says. Which means, of course, the contestants themselves.
Read the full recap at HitFix.com.
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