After 13 seasons, it's the episode of "American Idol" you've been waiting for: A Bad Lip Reading of the show dubbed "Sing-Song Contest of America."
The YouTube humorist behind BLR mixes horrible singing and inane commentary from the judges in the new 2-minute viral video. Oh, you tuned in all season and got the same thing? Sorry — we kid!
"Idol" champ Caleb Johnson gets most of the attention. The rocker is reduced to a screecher and at one point is made to sound like he's choking on a bug. He also advises a gyrating Jennifer Lopez to "please don't do the sexy dance" in her judge's chair.
Judge Keith Urban's faux critique during a performance by runner-up Jena Irene is puzzling and hilarious: "There's a choo-choo, and it's ... I tickled the florist and her horse ... and, you know how, like, there's a trail of corn and then woo-bah ... you don't really want a robot on a train."
The video also targets a few audition clips, with judge Harry Connick Jr. appearing to tell one hopeful, "Let me tattoo your wrist."
Bad Lip Reading has famously taken on the NFL, presidential debates, the "Twilight" movies and much more.
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