Move over, Debbie Downer! There's a new unhappy camper at the Happiest Place on Earth.
Her name's Jordan Alexander, and she's making quite a splash on the Internet since her husband Steven posted a picture of her determinedly not having a good time riding the flume at Disney's Magic Kingdom.
The picture captioned "Wife got a little perturbed that I wouldn't accompany her on the ride" has Jordan surrounded by parents and kids having the ride of their lives, but you can feel her burning hot glare of rage coming right through the screen at you.
And Steven takes full blame, not just for the Internet fame but for causing that face to happen in the first place. As he told Syracuse.com, it had been a long day at the Magic Kingdom with their baby son and Jordan's parents.
"I was tired," he said. "I didn't have it in me. She went on the ride alone and when she came back, she showed me the photo and was like, 'I did this for you.'"
The photo has now had over 2.4 million views since it was posted a little over a week ago, and Jordan now loves being @AngrySplashLady, an account she set up on Twitter:
And of course, the edited versions popping up on the web have everybody laughing:
But just so you know, Jordan is actually a pretty happy person usually — as is her husband:
They may just want to wait a couple more years for that next Disney vacation.
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