Laugh along with the 28 funniest parents on social media this week

If there are any questions related to Dinosaur Train on the Harvard entrance exam, my kid is gonna crush it. #quarantineparenting

— Tony Pasquale (@TonyBoomPow) April 13, 2020

The amount of money I have saved being forced to make coffee at home... has easily been spent shopping online.

— Ashley Houser (@Seriousmom_shit) April 14, 2020

My kids have been so needy during quarantine lately. Always wanting me to color with them and give them things like food and water.

— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) April 1, 2020

Remember when we used to blow our noses with toilet paper like super bougie assholes?

— Mommy Uncensored (@amomuncensored) April 14, 2020

The days are long, but the years are long. #QuarantineParenting

— Zane Stoddard (@ZaneStoddard) April 8, 2020

I didn’t even know I had this many kids until we were quarantined.

— Mystical441 (@Mystical441) March 28, 2020

I’m not happy with the few pounds I’ve gained during this quarantine. I seriously have to do something. I tried to go for a jog but I kept spilling my beer.

— Mama Llama (@justamom819) April 10, 2020

What do you mean what’s for dinner... leftover ham until that’s gone and then jelly beans I guess.

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) April 13, 2020

Remember when we used to check our Screen Time reports? Lol.

— The Mom Who Knew Too Much (@Gilapfeffer) April 13, 2020

Day 1 of Quarantine: Let’s bake cookies!

Day 14 of Quarantine: I think I ate too many cookies...

Day 28 of Quarantine: I am a cookie.

— Becca Carnahan (@with_love_becca) April 10, 2020

Just saw a family all wearing pyjama pants while out walking their dog, and if that isn’t living your best quarantine life, I don’t know what is.

— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) April 10, 2020

Guys, I started playing Roblox and trash-talking my competitors , who are children. Can I please leave the house now?

— suzanne hayes (@shayes613) April 10, 2020

Your idea of me-time is making an avocado face mask. My idea of me-time is making guacamole. We are not the same.

— Moderately Mom (@momtribevibe) April 14, 2020

The only homeschooling going on over here is my niece schooling me on TikTok.

— The Mommy Confessions (@momEconfessions) April 14, 2020

My kids’ math worksheets be like

1. 6X4 =

2. Write a 7 page reflection on how you arrived at your answer. Include a works cited page, footnotes, and a pie chart that shows how many tears each of your parents cried during the 11 hours it took you to get through this assignment.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 10, 2020

Some of us unknowingly made our kids’ school lunches for the last time this year & we didn’t even get to celebrate it.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 9, 2020

Homeschooling, Day whatever: This school really needs a new janitor.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 13, 2020

Wife [walking out]: Do you need anything at CVS?

Me: Do they sell whiskey at CVS?

Wife: No.

Me: Then no.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 9, 2020