The 17 funniest parents on social media this week

I still have nightmares about high school, so no, I will not be paying $50 to attend this year's reunion.

— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) June 8, 2020

My favorite part of 2020 so far is how ordering takeout most nights of the week is now considered “supporting” local businesses & not being a lazy ass who just doesn’t want to cook... again.

— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) June 9, 2020

Left my house for a few hours earlier, how did I used to do this every day?

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 11, 2020

“At what age do kids stop whining?” I ask while whining about it on the internet.

— Becca Carnahan (@with_love_becca) June 7, 2020

Marry someone who understands your dishwasher loading technique.

— MarriedMomOf3 (@MarriedOf3) June 10, 2020

Kid: Where do babies come from?

Me: I’ll tell you when you’re older.

Kid: What happened to the rest of my fries?

Me: When a man and a woman...

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 8, 2020

The only thing worse than a monsoon of a thunderstorm when you’re trying to get your kid to bed is literally nothing.

— The Michelle Dempsey (@MichelleDWrites) June 11, 2020

Kids have this magical ability to take a simple short story and weave it into a soul crushing epic saga.

— Jacki (@jaxwax04) June 8, 2020

My husband texted me from Costco to let me know there was a line & I think he was looking for me to say “don’t worry about it, just come home” but instead I said “don’t forget the ice.”

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 11, 2020

My kids and I have all started swearing this year. It’s been a fun project.

— your other mom (@difficultpatty) June 11, 2020