See the 34 funniest parents on social media this week

You can’t make me cry; you’re not my daughter’s 2nd grade math homework.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 28, 2021

Unlocked the next level of being a dad, by removing and putting back the same batteries to get a dead remote working

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 26, 2021

My son asked me for the most influential quote of my time so naturally I said “when pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime”

— Dave Ween (@pittdave13) January 26, 2021

I'm at that age where scrolling to my birth year in an online form counts as cardio.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 26, 2021

my kid wanted me to play but i was tired so i told her to make a friend so she drew a face on a balloon and named him green greevy and now i have to get him snacks too and thats how i got played by a four year old pic.twitter.com/eWjSMhBjPW

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 26, 2021

4YO: I want a new baby!

Me: you can have one when you grow up

— Momdamnit (@momdamnit1) January 26, 2021

5: my shooting gun needs new batteries. It's dead

me: oh. Sorry those toys can only have batteries 1 time. It's a silent toy now.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 26, 2021

I’m not saying that asking your kids to clean will always make things worse, but I asked my 4yo to clean his muddy shoes and found him standing naked in a full bathtub polishing them with his toothbrush

— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) January 26, 2021

Your mom called. If she really loved you, she’d text instead.

— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) January 26, 2021

I’m eating a salad for lunch and actually enjoying it so I guess this is a keto account now

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) January 26, 2021

imagine you had to get class photos forever, like once a year you gotta drive in and some weirdo makes bad small talk in a cold gym and you get a picture of your family of four with a galaxy backdrop

— Village Person (@SvnSxty) January 27, 2021

My daughters favorite new phrase is "ok girl, I see you" and I'm just wondering how she can see all these girls, but the piles of clothes on her floor are invisible.

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) January 26, 2021

How’s virtual school going for you? I’ll start.

My son was late to his PE class because he was making nachos.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 27, 2021

As an adult, I totally understand why Maleficent held a 16 year grudge against Sleeping Beauty because if you wronged me in middle school, my petty ass still thinks about it.

— momwithaboysname (@momwithaboysna1) January 26, 2021