See the 31 funniest parents on social media this week

We chose this month to finally cut the cable, and now my wife is going through Hallmark movie withdraw.

— Dad Bits (@DadBits) December 9, 2020

My kid just asked me if it’s even safe for Santa to come to our house this year “because what if he gets the virus at another house and brings it here?” So, thanks, 2020.

— Sarah Cottrell (@HousewifePlus) December 10, 2020

I used to make sure my thong matched my bra before going out at midnight, and now my day is made when I receive an $8 off $40 coupon from CVS in my email.

— redyellowgreendance (@RYGdance) December 10, 2020

Autocorrect just changed vacation to vaccination and I can't think of a better way to sum up 2020.

— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) December 10, 2020

I was eating Nutella with a spoon on the porch when the delivery man came by with my amazon packages

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— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) December 10, 2020

The hardest part about parenting is keeping all the white lies straight, and thinking fast when you don't

— An English Snowman (@English_Channel) December 10, 2020

Welcome to marriage:
Where things like your partner
drinking milk at night pisses you
off and you have no idea why.

— Karen (@AntsyButterfly) December 10, 2020

There's an old saying about raising kids: The days are long. The days are so, so damn long. I don't remember the rest.

— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) December 10, 2020

When I try to do things with my kids I still think I can do. pic.twitter.com/TNoZet9xSD

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 9, 2020

I don’t know much about parenting, but I do know that distracting toddlers with an iPad is the only way you can get them to wear pants

— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) December 10, 2020

If you find that while folding your laundry it’s mostly pajamas, you are my people

— Go Ask Your Dad (@_goaskyourdad_) December 7, 2020

*watching Return of the Jedi*

4: how come Princess Leia’s the only one wearing a bathing suit?”

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) December 10, 2020