See the 30 funniest parents on social media this week

I regularly mix up my kids names and my dogs names, but yes please put me in charge of their education this year

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) November 19, 2020

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing parents their 3 year old would still ride their scooter 2 minutes after they’ve left the house

— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) November 18, 2020

My kids are only in school two days a week, which is like my new weekend.

— Dad Bits (@DadBits) November 18, 2020

Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 19, 2020

My kid’s school charges us $5 for every 5 minutes we’re late picking him up and it’s worth every penny.

— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) November 18, 2020

You say tired, I say challenge.

-A toddler at bedtime.

— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊🏾 (@HomeWithPeanut) November 17, 2020

My husband pissed me off so I took photos of me using his tools improperly and sent them throughout the day while he was at work as payback

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) November 15, 2020

I never thought my sons second grade teacher would see me via laptop in pjs trudging across my living room to go make coffee. I hate living in the future.

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) November 18, 2020

Yes, I already put up my Christmas decorations. It adds an air of legitimacy to my Santa threats.

— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) November 18, 2020

I love it when my husband says sweet, helpful things like “somebody should clean this bathroom.”

— Priscilla (@itsPKav) November 19, 2020

I was having a bad day and then I watched my kids step on the Legos I asked them to pick up 3 times, and now I'm having a good day.

— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) November 18, 2020

There are two kinds of people in this world: The people who rinse their dishes before placing them in the dishwasher, and the people who load the dishes with greasy encrusted cheese, dollops of ketchup, and scrub-worthy pans. These two people inevitably marry each other.

— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) November 19, 2020

When your kids are old enough to slam the bedroom door in your face so they can face time with their friends, the second part of your life begins.

— bipolarmommi (@KarenGiannina6) November 18, 2020

Two of my kids are now following me on Twitter so this account will now be all tweets about abstinence and how to become financially independent

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 18, 2020