Remember when long weekends meant you caught up on your sleep?
Grab a leftover red, white, and blue sprinkle cookie and a beverage of your choice. We'll bring the laughs.
Don't even ask how the dogs are doing.
Water, water, everywhere!
PSA: July 4th is just one day.
Like WWE, but meaner.
We just work for them.
Now this is a good plan.
0/10. Would not recommend.
It's a "rule."
I won't be taking questions at this time.
Farewell, Planet Fitness!
Same thing, really.
Why not, though?
This was not something I expected when I was expecting.