Yes, these are sold at kids' costume stores, and yes, they're kind of appalling

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We're gonna let the next few images speak for themselves. (Though Willie, Al, Kathie Lee, Hoda, and Matt contributed a few choice facial expressions that do the job quite nicely.)

Baby Cigarette

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"No worry of cancer with this cigarette costume," is something an actual human being wrote about this costume in the description copy on the manufacturer's website, so we'll just be over here slamming our head on a desk for a while.

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Native American Costume

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Guys, guys, guys. C'mon. Remember the whole "We're a culture, not a costume" thing that happens every year?

Baby Marijuana

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Nope. Nope.

"Major Flirt" Costume

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What better way to honor the hundreds of thousands of women serving in the military than with this Major Flirt costume? Right?

Minnie Mouse

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Well, that's definitely not Minnie Mouse.

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