We're gonna let the next few images speak for themselves. (Though Willie, Al, Kathie Lee, Hoda, and Matt contributed a few choice facial expressions that do the job quite nicely.)
"No worry of cancer with this cigarette costume," is something an actual human being wrote about this costume in the description copy on the manufacturer's website, so we'll just be over here slamming our head on a desk for a while.
Native American Costume
Guys, guys, guys. C'mon. Remember the whole "We're a culture, not a costume" thing that happens every year?
"Major Flirt" Costume
What better way to honor the hundreds of thousands of women serving in the military than with this Major Flirt costume? Right?
Well, that's definitely not Minnie Mouse.
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