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By Sarah Maizes

We’re so grateful for funny parents on Facebook. Because in that cyberworld of gorgeous vacations and perfect children, it’s easy to think you’re all alone in your craziness.

So we’d like to take a moment to give a shout out to the hilarious moms and dads who aren’t afraid to tell it like it is. 

Here are 13 of the funniest parenting Facebook status updates of the week. Want to share your funniest parenting moments with TODAY? Just post them on our Facebook page at TODAY Parents, or tag us in your comments. We’ll pick our favorite to feature in our next installment!

1. Germ warfare


2. Booked for lunch


3. Who's there? 


4. Mitten mafia


5. Where'd he go? / Today

6. Cannon...what? 


7. Selfie time

Using Our Words / Today

8. Feeling loopy

Outmanned / Today

9. Pre-game show


10. Oh, the drama


11. Blizzard, schmizzard


12. Danger zone


13. Dream on

Bad Sandy / Today

Sarah Maizes is the author of "On My Way to School," and a comedian, blogger, and parenting humorist at You can find her procrastinating on Facebook and Twitter