We always thought bachelorette parties dished up the inappropriate cakes and baby showers stuck to the safe realm of storks and buggies - boy, were we wrong. Penis cakes, move over, you've got nothing on a C-section cake when it comes to the ick factor. Check out these hilarious, head-scratching baked items designed to welcome a new life into the world.
Doctors now say that women can get pregnant in as little as three weeks after giving birth. Are any women really at risk for conceiving that soon after delivering a baby, though? Most moms we know feel they've paid their spouse a sufficient amount of attention if they utter their name once or twice during that time period, let alone resuming conjugal relations.
All together now - texting while driving is not safe (and often not legal). One would think that bus drivers would understand this better than anyone, but now there's a story of a school bus driver who was arrested for sending more than 1,000 texts from behind the wheel. Driving or not, 1,000 texts seems a little excessive for anyone over 16 years of age.
Maybe it never is too early to talk to your kids about drugs. An elementary school student in Washington, D.C. was recently charged with possession of a controlled substance after allegedly bringing cocaine to school and sharing it with four other students. Let's review - cocaine in elementary school. Yikes! It makes one long for the good old days when kids thought it was wild to mix Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola.