The 13 funniest posts about dads making us laugh this Father's Day weekend

It’s not summer until dads say “Sun’s out; gun’s out.”

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 25, 2020

Woke up early on a Saturday to drink coffee and fill the bird feeders like the badass I always wanted to grow up to be.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 23, 2020

Husbands: Baby, I'll make dinner tonight. If you go get the ingredients, make the sides, season the meat, bring it to me outside and then help me find my tongs and spatula, I'll grill and you can just relax.

— Author Abby Jimenez (@AuthorAbbyJim) May 4, 2020

I’m totally for marriage being all hands on deck. Except when that hand has to go down the murky depths of the garbage disposal when something is stuck. That’s all my husband.

— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) June 13, 2020

My wife said she’d buy her own birthday cake this is a test right

— DadBroDad (@DadBroDad1) May 26, 2020

*At Costco*

Him: Wow, you’re buying a lot of wine. Are we having people over?

Me: No, but we have 4 kids, remember?

Him: Let’s get some vodka, too.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 16, 2020

Racism isn't innate, it's taught. I'll prove my point:

My kids are half-white and while they hate me 50 percent of the time, it's because I say things like, "It's time for bed" or "DON'T eat your toenails!"

BUT not because of my skin color.

— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊🏾 (@HomeWithPeanut) June 11, 2020

My husband woke me up at 4:30 this morning frantically looking for his keys that I then found in the dish where we keep our keys.

— Jordyn Armour (@survivingmommy_) June 16, 2020

My quarantine hair has gone from “delightfully unkempt” to “my wife is seriously considering leaving me”

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) June 14, 2020

I needed some alone time so I asked my husband if he thought we should have another baby

— Jizzion Bored (@VisionBored1) June 16, 2020

He died doing what he loved, guessing his wife’s weight.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 16, 2020