Making your kid laugh with a delightfully corny joke is one of the pure pleasures of parenthood. And April Fools' Day is the perfect excuse to bust out your best mom- and dad-jokes.
If playing pranks on your kids isn't your thing, we've got you covered with cute kid-appropriate jokes that are guaranteed to make your little ones giggle.
The best funny April Fools' Day Jokes for kids
From Red Tricycle:
- 1. What do you call a dinosaur that's sleeping?
- 2. What is loud, fast and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
- 3. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
- 4. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
- 5. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
- 6. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.
- 7. What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A wise quacker.
- 8. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
- 9. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear.
- 10. What animal is always at a baseball game?
- 11. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
- 12. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
- 13. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
- 14. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
- 15. What do you call a fake noodle?
- 16. What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?
- 17. Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
- 18. Mikey
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
- 19. Beets
- 20. Ice Cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
- 21. Luke
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
- 22. Frank
Frank you for being my friend!
- 23. Wooden Shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
From Baby Center:
- 24. Little Old Lady
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
- 25. Lettuce
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
- 26. What do you call cheese that's not yours?
- 27. What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
You're a fun guy.
- 28. Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
- 29. What time do you go to the dentist?