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By Terri Peters

Making your kid laugh with a delightfully corny joke is one of the pure pleasures of parenthood. And April Fools' Day is the perfect excuse to bust out your best mom- and dad-jokes.

If playing pranks on your kids isn't your thing, we've got you covered with cute kid-appropriate jokes that are guaranteed to make your little ones giggle.

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The best funny April Fools' Day Jokes for kids

From Red Tricycle:

  • 1. What do you call a dinosaur that's sleeping?

A dino-snore!

  • 2. What is loud, fast and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

  • 3. What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

  • 4. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation.

  • 5. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

  • 6. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9.

  • 7. What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?

A wise quacker.

  • 8. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy.

  • 9. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a buck an ear.

  • 10. What animal is always at a baseball game?

A bat.

  • 11. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

It waves!

  • 12. How does a scientist freshen her breath?

With experi-mints!

  • 13. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?

Because she will let it go.

  • 14. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

  • 15. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

  • 16. What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?

A stamp.

  • 17. Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

From Kidspot:

  • 18. Mikey

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mikey!

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!

  • 19. Beets

Knock knock

Who's there?

Beets!

Beets who?

Beets me!

  • 20. Ice Cream

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don't let me in!

  • 21. Luke

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Luke!

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

  • 22. Frank

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Frank!

Frank who?

Frank you for being my friend!

  • 23. Wooden Shoe

Knock knock

Who's there?

Wooden shoe!

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

From Baby Center:

  • 24. Little Old Lady

Knock knock

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

  • 25. Lettuce

Knock knock

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!

  • 26. What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese!

  • 27. What did the mushroom say to the fungus?

You're a fun guy.

  • 28. Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

  • 29. What time do you go to the dentist?

At tooth-hurty!

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