The 29 funniest parents on social media this week

Quarantine summer got my kids so bored they're staging weddings for their water bottles.

— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) July 28, 2020

I checked and Old Navy and Target are saying that joggers and sweatpants ARE still fashionable this upcoming fall season.
We are all safe.

— Mommy Meme Jeans (@mommymemejeans) July 27, 2020

It’s the end of a long day but there’s a long night ahead and another long day ahead. WTF.

— Nigerian Mommy (@nigerianmommy) July 29, 2020

I love everything about my son, but I just had to watch him do a naked somersault and it was very tough to see.

— momwithaboysname (@momwithaboysna1) July 28, 2020

I was feeling super confident in my new pin-up inspired, red polka dot bathing suit ‘til my daughter asked, “mommy, why are you dressed like Minnie Mouse?”

— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) July 28, 2020

My oldest just called the Big Dipper the Giant Scooper and I'm never correcting him.

— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊🏾 (@HomeWithPeanut) July 28, 2020

My wife and I are comparing bug bites if you want to know how to keep things fresh.

— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) July 28, 2020

Not refilling the hand-soap dispenser is the 2020 equivalent to not changing the empty toilet-paper roll.

Apparently MOM is the only one who wipes AND washes her hands.

— The Momster Club (@MomsterClub) July 29, 2020

Seriously though, urine freaking everywhere.

- Parenting Boys, A Survival Guide

— redyellowgreendance (@RYGdance) July 27, 2020

A wedgie but it’s just my kids constantly up my ass.

— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) July 29, 2020

A good thing to do when it’s 90 degrees is stay away from me.

— TheMotherOctopus (@MotherOctopusKJ) July 19, 2020

My daughter just asked me a math question then proceeded to make motorcycle noises in case you were wondering how homeschooling went this year

— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) July 28, 2020

I wrote a book about pregnancy, it’s called “Not Everyone Glows”.

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) July 29, 2020

Good morning to everyone except me because I’m apparently the worst mommy ever for flushing my kid’s poop before they could look at it.

— The Mommy Memeoirs (@mommymemeoirs) July 28, 2020

Husbands: I can't find it! I looked everywhere!

Female narrator: He did not look everywhere

— Author Abby Jimenez (@AuthorAbbyJim) July 27, 2020