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If your week has been filled with toddler-related plumbing incidents, tween eye-rolls and lots of marital miscommunications, you'll relate. Sit back and laugh along with us, because we've made it through another week.
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One of the kids woke me up to ask if I was still sleeping, if any of you were thinking of having children.
Actually his exact words were “I think it would be cool for the whole family to live in an RV and travel the country for a year,” but tomato, to-mah-to
Today I over heard my 3 year-old son say 'Privyet' which is 'Hello' in Russian. I found this rather curious so I checked Youtube and he's been watching Russian cartoons. I guess what I'm saying is, @CIA@FBI I believe the Soviets have compromised my son what do i do
— Yukon Guzman 🇨🇦🇩🇪🇮🇪 (@GrahamKritzer) June 23, 2020
"There goes the baker with his tray like always..."
3 has been watching “Beauty and the Beast” all morning and now she’s saying “bonjour” everytime she walks into a room. Don’t tell me screentime is bad for kids, this bish is speaking French.
Sometimes I worry about my daughter getting the wrong ideas about romantic relationships, but as we were eating, I overheard heard her mutter “I’m gonna marry this burrito,” so...nah, she’s good.
“What to Expect When You’re Expecting” did not include having to fish toothbrushes and underwear out of the u-bend in the toilet because the 3-year-old got curious.
Nobody prepares you for the transition from bringing home your tiny baby girl with the tiniest feet, to sliding her shoes on - that actually fit you - to grab the mail 11 years later.
Terri Peters is a writer and editor for TODAY.com. She lives in a small beach town on the Atlantic coast of Florida with her husband and two kids. When she isn't writing, she can be found at the beach or exploring Florida's theme parks with her family.