The 20 funniest parents on social media this week

I’m not saying I’m an expert at avoiding things, but in my three years of being a parent I’ve managed not to see any of the Frozen movies so you tell me.

— The Mommy Memeoirs (@mommymemeoirs) July 8, 2020

Is it normal to want to cry if you just have three chicken wings and your kid wants one?
...Asking for a friend

— Sandra O (@nigerianmommy) July 8, 2020

me: i wish steaks were cheaper

dollar tree: hey yo we have ribeye for $1

me: not like that

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) July 7, 2020

With all the people who are supportive of Kanye, I truly miss the days when we had to wonder if creepy people in clown costumes were trying to kill us.

— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊🏾 (@HomeWithPeanut) July 5, 2020

Any kid who says being an adult is “so much better” is hereby invited to attend my 2:00 call with my accountant to discuss filing a tax extension. #killme #taxes

— Anna (@AnnaDoesntWant2) July 7, 2020

It's just not a real family road trip until you are all packed and get halfway down the driveway... without one of your children.

— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) July 7, 2020

Don’t ever accuse me of not being a fun mom.

I just told my kids that if they behaved and listened to me all day, we would hit up the automated car wash as a reward.

— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) July 8, 2020

Hip, single friend: What's new with you?

Me *Squeals excitedly: We got a hammock!

Her:

I'm telling ya, Old age is LIT ya'll!

— Christina Crawford (@Xtina_Crawford) July 9, 2020

I can’t believe I need to say this, but wash your hands, wear a mask, maintain social distance, and don’t vote for Kanye.

— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) July 7, 2020

Have kids so when one has a birthday the other melts down because it’s not also their birthday.

— Mama Llama Puff 🦙💨 (@mamallamapuff) July 9, 2020

The good thing about schools reopening in my town is that I can play Fortnite again at lunch without getting blown up by a 6th grader.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 9, 2020