Another iPhone prototype missing, another Conan O'Brien satire, similar to the one he did when Apple messed with Final Cut Pro, upsetting his show's video editors.
Team Coco minces few words about the second prototype to go missing less than 2 years, and what will happen to the perpetrator, all staged in Apple's well-known, men-in-black, speaking-while-seated-in front-of-a-white-background style.
We won't give it all away here — and the clip is only about 90 seconds, so enjoy — but "Graham Davies, senior vice president, product design" has this to say: "The current plan is to strap this lowlife to a tree and feed him or her a rare, African species of flesh-eating fire ant and then we'll film that person being devoured from the inside out and then post that video on our revolutionary new iCloud."
It's a well thought-out plan: just like Apple's real-life investigation of the missing mobile.
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