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100 best Valentine's Day Instagram captions for all kinds of love

Post one of these cute, funny or romantic messages to show what's in your heart.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day is the perfect time to say "I love you."

Whether you shower your sweetheart with chocolates or plan a romantic dinner (cue the Valentine's Day songs in the background), all that matters is taking the time on Feb. 14 to show the people in your life that they mean the absolute world to you.

Not a Cupid fan? No worries, you can still use the heart-filled holiday as an excuse to plan some festive activities with the kids or host a fun Galentine's Day party with your friends.

No matter how you plan to celebrate, be sure to take lots of pictures and use one of these Valentine’s Day captions to post them on Instagram, in a text or even as an Instagram Note.

And it doesn’t have to be all about romance either. If you’re single on Valentine’s Day, celebrate all the love in your life (including the love you have for yourself) by posting a selfie and adding a funny caption like "I'm the best date I ever had" or "Single and killin' it."

On the hunt for a cute Valentine's Day message? You'll find them here, too. Some of them are loaded with on-theme puns and jokes like "I'm crazy pho you" and "I love you a waffle lot."

But if you're completely lovestruck this year, let everyone know with a sweet snapshot and heartfelt caption like "Our forever began with a kiss."

Whatever the moment calls for, these Valentine's Day captions will get the job done. You're sure to love 'em.

Funny Valentine's Day captions

  • You got a date this Valentine's Day? I do. It's February 14.
  • I naturally select you. Love, Darwin
  • Why do you put up with me? Oh, because I put up with you.
  • Just call me "Planters" because I'm totally nuts over you.
  • You're my favorite mistake.
  • If you were a steak, you'd be well done.
  • Take another little pizza my heart now, baby.
  • If you're secretly in love with me, now's the time to speak up.
  • Will you Vincent Van Gogh out with me?
  • Glad I found you, especially since I can't find anything else.
  • I found Mr. Swipe Right.
  • I'm crazy pho you!
  • I wish I could cut and paste you into my life.
  • This purchase is final sale.
  • Is your name "wifi"? Because I think we have a connection.
  • I'm not a photographer, but I picture us together.
  • You're like organic chemistry. Something I just can't pass.
  • Have you got a name or can I just call you "mine"?
  • Hello, is it me you're looking for?
  • I love you a waffle lot.

Romantic Valentine's Day captions

  • It’s a love without end.
  • If I had to do it all over again, it would still be you.
  • And they lived happily ever after.
  • You are today and every day.
  • Made with love.
  • I love the way you love me.
  • Everything's better with you.
  • All my smiles start with you.
  • Our forever began with a kiss.
  • I love us.
  • You’ll forever be my always.
  • I loved you before I met you.
  • Together is where I want to be.
  • Je t’adore (I adore you).
  • I love you to the moon and back.
  • I love you the most.
  • Something tells me this is going to be forever.
  • It’s not what we have, but who we love that matters.
  • They say nothing lasts forever. But they don’t know us.
  • The best is yet to come.
  • Grow old along with me.
  • You stole my heart and I don’t want it back.

Cute Valentine's Day captions for couples

  • You’re the Ben to my Jerry.
  • We should probably snuggle now.
  • You’re my happy place.
  • All’s fair in love and pizza.
  • Hugs, kisses and Valentine's Day wishes.
  • I tripped and fell in love with you.
  • You weren’t my first, but you’ll be the last.
  • You’re totally my type.
  • I love you oodles and dim sum.
  • Let’s taco ‘bout just how much I love you.
  • I love you a latte.
  • I only have eyes for you.
  • We were worth the wait.
  • I heart you.
  • Finders keepers.
  • You hold the key to my heart.

Anti-Valentine's Day captions

  • Happy Singles Awareness Day!
  • Who needs flowers and chocolate when we’ve got wine?
  • Forget red and pink, rosé is my favorite color.
  • Cupid Shuffle, anyone?!
  • Cupid gives archery a bad name.
  • I’m the best date I ever had.
  • Is it over yet?
  • V is for valentine ... and vodka.
  • Single and killin' it.
  • Just waiting to buy the 50% off candy tomorrow.

Galentine's Day captions

  • Girlfriends are the family we meet along the way.
  • You’re the sister I got to pick.
  • Gal pals now and always.
  • Will you be my galentine?
  • Girls rule.
  • Happy Pal-entine’s Day!
  • Let's hear it for the ladies today and everyday!
  • Friends are the glue that put the pieces back together.
  • Gals that play together, stay together.
  • Sisters from another mother.
  • I got you, gal!
  • Girls just wanna have fun.
  • Sisters before misters.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, gals are pals, just like you.
  • You'll always be my galentine.
  • Talk about squad goals.

Cupid Instagram captions

  • Love is in the air-row!
  • Who needs Cupid? I already love you.
  • Cupid got me good.
  • President of the Cupid Club.
  • I’m with Cupid.
  • Not today, Cupid. Sorry.
  • You're cuter than Cupid.

Valentine's Day captions for family

  • There’s no one sweeter than you.
  • I love you thiiiiiiiisssssssssssss much.
  • Giving you a jar of hearts this Valentine’s Day.
  • You’re my favorite.
  • Family is love.
  • Family is forever.
  • Home is where the ❤️ is.