Breaking up is hard to do.
Luckily, you don't have to do it!
Well, okay, let's just clarify that for a sec. You really should do it yourself. I mean, if you have any shred of human decency. Just ... consider it.
But if things are really that awful and you're desperately searching for an escape, a new online service says it'll be happy to handle the messy part for you. It's called The Breakup Shop, and, yeah, it's exactly what it sounds like. You can purchase a breakup text, phone call, or custom letter for $10, $29, or $30, respectively.
Because nothing says "classy" like a letter you didn't write yourself.
As for the aftermath? You're on your own. (And it's likely going to be explosive, should you choose to go the Shop route).
The site also features a “Gifts for Exes” page with everything from Chips Ahoy! cookies to Call of Duty video games and even a Netflix gift card. Depressing much? Yes. But does it work? Probably.
We'll sit this one out.