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Published: May 21, 2006, 5:44 pm

Arid, passable, mainstream, banal, boilerplate, dull, humdrum, middling, bland, nowhere, moderate, ordinary, mediocre, plastic, commonplace, unexceptional, run-of-the-mill, white bread, so-so, tolerable, undistinguished....These are just a few of the publishable words that have been used to describe He's Spartacus and its editor/proprietor, the renowned wit, bon viveur and after dinner mint, Lucien de la Peste.Lucien, the bastard issue of a sordid congress between French emigre aristocrat, the Marquis de Cloches d'Enfer, and a Savoyarde goatherd, was educated at a succession of minor English detention centres and graduated summa cum laude from Lima's famed Alberto Fujimori University.On his return to Britain from South America he made his first faltering steps into the media. His big break came when, in 1977 as a cub reporter with the Levington Liar, he was handed the plum job of covering the Queen's Silver Jubilee celebrations in Khartoum Cavalcade, Felixstowe. His reporting of the

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