Wednesday One-Liners Sink Their Teeth In

Published: December 19, 2007, 2:00 am

Secretary in stall, to another: I told her that in this position she has to wear her teeth in. You can't go around here with no teeth in your mouth.--Office restroom, MidtownOverheard by: Anonymous Law Firm EmployeeWoman on cell: What? Turn your hearing aid up! Put your teeth in! I can't understand you!--Prince & BroadwayGuy to girlfriend: Hey, babe, I gotta run to the interview. Can you check my teeth for hairs?--Madison Square ParkOverheard by: GuySaucy Latina: She has the hair of every dental hygienist I've ever known.--Penn StationOverheard by: McFreakyGirl on cell: What?! You haven't showered in a day? At what time? Pedro Miguel*, that is nasty! Your balls must be sweaty and stinky. Smell your underwear... Have you even wiped them with a baby wipe, at least? Have you at least brushed your teeth? You've brushed your teeth, but not showered? How is that not nasty?!--Bx12 busOverheard by: SilentButDeadlyHobo: Does anyone have an extra toothbrush or two dozen eggs to

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