Water Balloons are the New AK's

Published: August 4, 2007, 11:53 am

Tags: ncaa football, boochie gilchrist, indiana, byu

by Boochie Gilchrist, Loser with SocksOnce upon a time, America's football-playing youth had one collective sack on them. Tomorrow's leaders were arrested for real, hardcore stuff. Like simple possession of narcotics. Emptying a Glock in a crowded nightclub. Statutory rape. Even knifing teammates in the leg.Sadly, those days are long gone. And I'm already wistful for them.In case you missed it, on ESPiN's college football page the other day, there were two breaches of jurisprudence listed over to the right. And, both involved the biggest threat known to mankind: water balloons.Article one:Hoosier tight end Blake Powers threw a water balloon from one car into another, hitting an off-duty Kampus Kop. Said cop got pissed and *boom* hello ESPiN sidebar. Powers and his peeps tested Negatron for alcohol. Perhaps new IU head coach Bill Lynch will pull a Spurrier and suspend him for the first quarter of the season opener with Indiana State. Lesson learned: hitting someone with a water balloon

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