Maybe I Shouldn’t Have Said That Thing About The Ring Finger

Published: July 24, 2008, 12:10 pm

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Wade: My oh my. Finally, training camp is here! You know, we had to work awful hard to get ready for this year, but finally we get to run out there and do some real daggum practicin'! It feels great! It's just so nice to get back into the swing of things. This is what you live for, gosh darnit! Walking out there, smellin' that fresh cut grass, hearing those shoulder pads poppin'. Yup, I reckon there's no finer way to spend a summer afternoon. Well, before we head on out there, maybe I should read the ol' paper. Get caught up on the news of the day. Now, the boss man may not think reading the paper's workin', but I reckon it does any ball coach a bit a good to be up to date on world events. Let's see what we got here. “COWBOYS’ COACH: ‘GET YOUR RING FINGER READY’” Oh, shit. Oh, shit oh shit oh shit oh shit. That was off the doggone record! Better hide this paper before anyone sees. (locks paper in desk) Phew! Now I just have

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