Today is MY day

Published: September 27, 2007, 5:12 am

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Today is officially Grandad’s Day They’ve called it National Grandparents Day, but I know they mean me. It took a bit of persuading to get Bertie to call it. It involved a few Yen, Roubles and Dollars, a briefcase and Celia Larkin, but he got the 20 in the end. That bloke will do anything for money. I’ve been told that if I go into St Stephen’s Green and run around like a tool, I’ll get a certificate signed by the Lord Mayor of Dublin. Be still, my beating heart! He can f*ck off. I have enough certificates, signed by better psychiatrists people than the Lord Mayor. I’ll send Puppychild in on the bus and she can run around for me. The great thing about today is that the daughter has to pay homage yet again. We can screw her between...Muggering Sunday Granny Lost The PlotToday is MY day Head RamblesSee 0 more posts on this topic: Pay Homage, Lord Mayor, Muggering Sunday, Kenny Pay, D'unbelievablesKeywords: pay homage,

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