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The Unfortunate Event of a Fart |
| Published: November 20, 2006, 6:32 am |
| Tags: humour, short, fart, work, short stories, life, stories, literature, farts, farting, short story |
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I wake to find the sun shining, brighter than I had ever seen it shine before. My day started off all right, but soon became a little stranger than normal. After breakfast I started to have pains in my stomach. I know what sort of pains they were. As I had had a lot of curry last night if you know what I mean.I stepped out the door, it got worse, I sat in my car, it got worse, I drove to work, it got worse, I stepped out of my car, and the pains seemed to go away instantly. Thank goodness, what a relief. I worked on the 50th floor of the building I worked in and if I needed to fart when I first got in I knew the stench would last till the top.I walked across the cark park, which was about 2 levels below ground floor. Now this elevator could hold about 30 people. It was huge. A lot of people got on the ground floor, I would say about 20-25 people. So now knowing that I wouldn't need to fart that was a relief. Imagine that, farting with all those people in the elevator, somebody would [ Full article ] |
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