The Sports Gal Offers Career Advice to Lindsay Lohan

Published: August 13, 2007, 3:06 pm

With Lindsay Lohan nude photos rumored to be floating around the Internet - and adult film actress Paulina James prepared to portray the troubled star in an upcoming movie - the next logical career step for this Firecrotch Queen seems obvious: Just suck it up and get into the porn business. With a pair of DUI arrests on her record, it’s not like Lindsay has any respectable future ahead of her anyway, right? Wrong, says The Sports Gal. Here’s what the wife of ESPN columnist Bill Simmons has to say about the next choice of movies for Lohan: “Lindsay doesn’t need porn. She needs to copy what [Angelina Jolie] did and play a role close to herself, that’s how she can turn her career around. Nobody wants to see her in a romantic comedy because she’s too messed up and nobody wants to see her in a horror movie because we’d just root for her to get killed. When Angelina was struggling, she did Girl, Interrupted and played a mental patient with drug

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