The Offseason Adventures Of Michael Vick Ookie! Episode 8: Indictment!

Published: July 17, 2007, 8:20 pm

Tags: michael vick, weed, this is not good, big daddy drew, if he had drowned cats i would have put a poster of him in my bedroom

Vick: Oh, man.Hoo boy.Good Lord.Well, this is it, man. I'm not getting any more stoned than this. I mean, holy fuck.I might be dead.(phone rings)I guess I'm not dead. (picks up phone)Hello?Lawyer: Michael, it's your lawyer.Vick: What's going on, Mr. Perry Mason?Lawyer: Michael, you've been indicted.Vick: Indicted? Really? Who's throwing a party? Ookie loves a good party.Lawyer: No, no, you've been indicted., not invited. An indictment is when you are charged with a crime.Vick: Well, what crime did I do?Lawyer: Conspiracy to travel in interstate commerce in aid of unlawful activities and to sponsor a dog in an animal fighting venture in U.S. District Court for the Eastern District in Richmond, Va.Vick: Uh wha I was in a commercial?Lawyer: You're being charged with dog fighting, Michael.Vick: Oh, snap! Really? Well, fuck me blind.Lawyer: This is serious, Michael. It says that Bad Newz Kennels Vick: You like that name? I think the Z makes it even

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