The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

Published: September 28, 2007, 3:00 am

Written by Steve Hofstetter, Adam Hofstetter, Cody Marley, Ryan Murphy, Elliot Steingart, and Chris Strait The San Francisco Giants dedicated a 10-foot by 70-foot mural celebrating the team’s history in the city. The team hopes that next year it can find a big enough wall to accommodate the rest of Barry Bonds’ forehead. The Giants also announced that they will not be re-signing Bonds. Let us be the first to say, “neener neener neener!” The Tampa Bay Devil Rays are now marketing their own brand of hot sauce. The hot sauce is also terrible at baseball. NHL commissioner Gary Bettman has suggested that his league is looking to expand into Europe, because he’s run out of small southern cities that hate hockey. Football fans are still reacting to Donovan McNabb’s comments about black QBs facing more scrutiny than white QB’s. Tim Couch, Joey Harrington, Rex Grossman, Eli Manning, Danny Wuerffel, and Ryan Leaf were unavailable for comment. Kevin

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