The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

Published: September 14, 2007, 1:30 am

Written by Steve Hofstetter, Adam Hofstetter, Cody Marley, Ryan Murphy, Elliot Steingart, and Chris Strait The Milwaukee Brewers are making postseason tickets available to their fans for the first time in 15 years. Milwaukee fans will have to dress for the cold because hell has frozen over. How bad are the Pittsburgh Pirates? A day after the Honus Wagner baseball card sold for $2.8 million, it batted fifth. A Cubs fan built a one-third-size replica of Wrigley Field so he’ll only have to wait one-third of a century for a World Series. Wow. You can really get a lot done when you’re not distracted by women or friends. Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant is on a five-city tour of Asia. That’s how far he has to go to find people who still like him. Speaking of people who don’t like Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O’Neal plans to return to the Heat after shedding over 120 pounds of useless weight this off-season. His ex-wife. Chivas USA Soccer has hired former NHL

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