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THE DENNIS ERICKSON SHOW |
| Published: August 1, 2007, 12:10 pm |
| Tags: drankin, bizarro superman says you re welcome, college football, pacific 10 conference, coaches the bcs scandals arrests other eccentri |
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Fuzzy WTPE logo fades from the screen. The scene changes to a seated Dennis Erickson, cigarette in one hand, tumbler filled with ice and brown liquid in the other. He is wearing white Bermuda shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and boat shoes. He sits just to the right of center screen. A table and an empty chair sit opposite him. He speaks. Sundays, 3 or 4ish p.m. on WTPE. Dennis Erickson: What’s happening, bros? Brosephs? Ho-sephs, for all the ladies out there. Coach E here, and I want to welcome you to the coolest corner of Arizona State television, the Dennis Erickson Show. It’s called that because the host is me, Dennis E. But you can call me DE, since that’s what all the brothers on the team call me. I dated a black chick once. She stabbed her next boyfriend. When you got it like that, that happens. I’m smooth and breezy like sipping a pina colada on a pontoon boat on the lake on a Sunday afternoon. Or better yet–Wednesday afternoon. Anyway, we’re [ Full article ] |
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