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The Brain on a Date |
| Published: June 16, 2007, 1:17 pm |
| Tags: dating relationships opinions, humorous |
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by Jackson Morris. The other day my penis and my brain were having an argument over where I should take my date. Certainly the analytical side of my brain and the analytical side of my penis were in total agreement. Those two halves of nothing told me to take the female unit to a comfortable setting that would create inner peace and equality for us both. They told me that this setting would naturally deteriorate the predictable psychological barriers that generally are erected out of new found encounters. During this cerebral powwow the creative side of my brain and the creative side of my penis went to battle over where I should take the female unit. In the process they kidnapped the analytical side of my brain and cut off the blood to the analytical side of my penis, draining it of all life and future decision making. A decision was made on where to take the female unit. However, the moment she was in optical view, the penis played a wildcard and told the brain we were [ Full article ] |
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