Subtle Butt: I'll take a case, please

Published: February 25, 2008, 9:07 am

Tags: bodily functions, bodilyfunctions, classroom, fart patches, farting, fartpatches, garment guard, garmentguard, gas, kids, passing gas, passinggas, subtle butt, subtlebutt

Filed under: Elementary school, Middle school, High school, 6-7 years, 8-9 years, Pre-teen, Teenager, Weird but TrueI don't remember at what age I became aware that farting in public was considered rude, but clearly at some point I got it. Like most kids, my friends and I thought passing gas was hilarious, but also sometimes inappropriate and embarrassing. If you could do it silently, that was okay. But you had to keep moving in order to put some distance between yourself and the odor. We called this crop dusting. But if you were sitting in your desk or otherwise unable to flee, you had a problem. Holding in a fart can be difficult and sometimes impossible. Ah, the pain we all could have avoided had these Subtle Butt patches had been available back then.Applied directly to the underwear, Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers eliminate the odor associated with farting. The self-adhesive patches feature two layers. Layer one is made from a soft fabric with an antimicrobial

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