Spencer Pratt Gave Heidi Montag A Diamond Ring To Match Her New Boobs |
| Published: August 14, 2007, 10:42 pm |
| Tags: boob job, douche boy, fake diamond ring, gary coleman, heidi montag, in vitro, lab grown, red lobster, spencer pratt |
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According to our good buddy Perez Hilton, it's all fake, fake, fake ... and the ring was considerably cheaper than the new rack, although we all know douche boy probably didn't buy either. Will turn her finger greenWhat exactly is a lab grown diamond? Is it like gemological in vitro? Do they wave a real diamond over a test tube and wait for it to spawn? Or is it just a fancy schmancy term for something a cheap weasel will buy his brainless meal ticket to keep her quiet? I've never watched the Hills, nor do I have any intention of doing so. I think they're all a bunch of vapid losers who hopefully have the sense to invest their earnings wisely. It'll be a fast 15 minutes for them. If they have any doubt, show them the mall where Gary Coleman works security. Oh, wait, he couldn't even keep that job. In ten years, Spencer will be chain-smoking manager of a seedy hotel on the strip that charges by the hour, and Heidi will be seating diners at the local Red Lobster. [ Full article ] |
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