SING, YE SEA DOGS, PRAISE OF MIKE LEACH. |
| Published: September 19, 2007, 5:27 pm |
| Tags: yarr, blog buddies, college football, big 12 conference, coaches the bcs scandals arrests other eccentri |
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Real pirates! Not fun! Like theft! And rape! Yarr! Yes, it’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day, which like the shifting winds of fall puts one’s mind out to sea, the home of pirates like Mike Leach. Actually, most pirates we suspect are Indonesian or Somali, carry RPGs and pistols, and are missing one or more very yellowed teeth. But don’t blame us, misconstrued reality–blame Michael Lewis and the head swashbuckler himself, Leach. Bringing us, mateys, to ponder the six year old question: be Captain Leach perched upon a treasure of gold unseen since the mines of Solomon belched forth their wealthy golden vomit o’ fortune? Or be it fool’s gold, as Texas Tech has pulled a textbook example o’ tackin’ ’round the reefs of early schedule contestation, feastin’ on the defenseless wee merchantmen of SMU, UTEP, and Rice to the measty sum of 153-64 in points, friend? Yarr! Friend, Texas Tech may yet be hornswagglin’ [ Full article ] |
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