SIDESHOW ALLEY: AN OPEN LETTER TO JENNIFER WALCOTT

Published: November 19, 2007, 2:15 pm

Tags: nfl, ncaa football, dr c, sideshow alley, michigan, hot girls, ricardo mayorga, boxing, jennifer walcott, adam archuleta

by Dr. C, Chicago BullJennifer Walcott, what do you see in Adam Archuleta? Is his terrible tackling a term of endearment to you? Do you think it's cute when he gets his ankles broken every other play? What makes you stay with this ass clown? I have a few assumptions that I would like to determine based off of what I have seen as your personal preferences.1. You wear the pants in your relationships. Could you easily send a line to Purple Jesus when the Bears are in Minnesota soon? Sure. You could have him take you to dinner while he plants his seed in you celestially. But that's not you, is it? Instead of embracing this idea, you shove your man's face in his weaknesses. What's next, showing up to a Cubs game and doing an interview with Pat Hughes and Ron Santo showing off your legs telling Ronnie that these are useful, motherf---er?2. You have that Titanic quality about you, and I'm not talking about your fake tits (although they are nice). If he goes down, you go down. But you

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