Boo. Fucking. Hoo. I. Can't. See. I'm. Blind.

Published: August 28, 2008, 11:57 am

Are you fucking kidding me? $6,000,000 because you can't buy your butt logo skank shorts online?I get that you're blind and that life is more difficult. Motherfucker, I'm not the hot chick, my life is more difficult so (like Diane Keaton) I had to develop a personality. Maybe I'll sue Jaye over at Intuition for not having enough clothes for middle aged soccer moms who don't do enough crunches.Now I have to go and add blind people to the list of groups I detest. You really made Target pay you $6 million because you can't shop online? I can't shop online with Target either, you want to know why? Because their site sucks and so do their products. Target is where you go when you need a bouncy seat for a kid that can't walk and won't shut the fuck up. It's not like you decide you need one of those and then wait for 8 days to have it shipped.First kill all the lawyers.

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