Seven Ways to Become a Better Prostitute |
| Published: March 22, 2008, 7:34 pm |
| Tags: tripe, hooker, prostitute, self help |
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I’ve never been a prostitute, nor have I ever been with a prostitute. However, I didn’t become America’s premiere raconteur overnight; it took a lot of hard work and careful attention to my craft. As with any business, the things I’ve learned can be applied to other fields of endeavor. With the recent Eliot Spitzer scandal, thousands of eager girls will choose a career in the field of prostitution in hopes of striking it big like Ashley Alexandra Dupre. I’ve decided to take my years of knowledge as a storyteller, computer programmer, and motivational speaker, and distill that knowledge for the up and coming hooker. Pick a Memorable Pseudonym Never accept money for sex without first changing your real name. You don’t want your parents or pastor finding out what you do for a living. My recommendation in constructing a good pseudonym is to first go to a baby name website to pick out your first and middle names. Choose the top two names [ Full article ] |
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