Roseanne's Pissed That She Didn't Get The Gig

Published: August 6, 2007, 3:49 pm

Roseanne was up for the empty "View" seat that Whoopi got. She's taken to her blog to swipe at Barbara Walters. She doesn't mention "The View" situation, but she does mention that Barbara is all head. Jesus Christ, so am I! Am I an ancient newswoman with a lisp? Damn these Irish genes! I'm like an orange on a toothpick! Well, not exactly a toothpick but still - big melon. What? I like Roseanne, but she's out her damn mind. Barbara Walters is well over one hundred years old now. She is all head, like joan rivers. I am only at the pee in your pants stage of old ladyism, but look forward to having a huge head in the future. I have seven pigs on my farm and want to eat them! They hide in the grass and hump each other when they think I am not looking...I am getting a shotgun tomorrow, not for the piggies, but just to have, though I wonder if my past mental illnesses will make getting a gun tougher? I will shoot anyone who comes on my land, since I just put up gates that say "no

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