Return to Sender: Holy Hunger

Published: September 21, 2007, 3:00 pm

Dear God (go with me on this one if someone can sue Him, I can sure as hell write Him a letter): Hey up there! How's it going? Long time no talk! Sorry about missing Rosh Hashannah last week. The holidays aren't on a consistent date every year not on the Western calendar, at least so I didn't know when they were when I made my PLAF schedule. But hey the Torah indicates that you're a dude who loves some theatrics, so I'm sure you understood when I was off seeing plays instead of praying, right? Sorry, too, that I'm seeing a concert tonight instead of going to Kol Nidre. It's always been a favorite of mine, and I'd really planned on going but the stupid show starts at 7PM, and services don't start until 6:30. Just wanted to let you know, though, that I'll still be fasting. Actually, God... That's what I wanted to talk to you about. Don't get me wrong, now: going twenty-five hours without food isn't that big a deal, provided I don't have to be near

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