No Talent

Published: June 17, 2008, 7:23 pm

Tags: random

Ever since the show America's Got Talent launched, I keep wondering about my special talents. You see people on there with crazy mad dancing skills, Grammy-worthy voices, and more super-human tricks than I care to imagine. These days, it seems everyone is good at something.Tiger Woods is good at golf.Rachel Ray is good at cooking.Michael Jordan is good at basketball.Bill Gates is good with computers.I know people who can read at lightning-fast speeds, finishing a book per day. I see people at the gym who have impeccable builds and flawless bodies. I've heard that my great-grandmother was a phenomenal seamstress back in the day. If pants needed to be hemmed or a dress needed to be made, call grandma.But me? It takes me months to finish one book, I've been about 25 lbs overweight my entire life, and I can barely sew a button. So what is my talent? What am I good at? This question is more difficult to answer than it should be. I could go the incredibly vain route and say "sex" but

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