NIGHTMARE FUEL, ALABAMA STYLE

Published: September 4, 2007, 3:02 pm

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Jane: Wow, Ted, there’s so much more to Alabama than I suspected. Thad: I know. Our friends in Boston have no idea what they’re missing. Can you believe what we get for $2500 a month down here? And no rats, easy winters, and Red Sox games on pay-per-view. Jane: It’s better than I could have imagined. They even have NPR! Terry “Sexface” Gross Thad: I know. I love Terry Gross. Jane: Me, too. She’s so good. Thad: She’s great. Jane: She’s wonderful. Thad: I would totally fuck her in the face. Jane: Me, too! Thad. (Pauses.) …and now we’re at our first southern football game! Jane: I know! So glad we decided to do this instead of going to that abandoned cabin in the woods everyone says is cursed. Thad: Or to that seemingly idyllic beach in Central America where six tourists disappeared. Jane: Or investigated that glowing green light in the field next door to our house. Thad: Oh, we’ll check that out later, honey.

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