Meet the New Chuck Norris: Shiny, Tight and Gleaming White

Published: August 15, 2007, 9:50 pm

Tags: britney, chuck norris, hairpiece, imdb, late night tv, plastic surgery, walker texas ranger, weave

In the teeth, that is. We haven't seen Chuck since he demonstrated his master of reading ("I don't need to read! I'll just kick your head off!") on late night TV. Now we know why everybody else had all the lines on Walker, Texas Ranger. Laugh if you must, but I loved that show. Now, Chuck. Tell the truth.Would you believe this guy is 67? IMDB tells me so it must be so. Seriously, a 67-year-old man should not look like a boybander - it looks like he could hurt himself if he winks too hard. What troubles me most is that healthy crop of suspiciously shiny hair. That's a whole lotta hair for a gentleman of his age. His facial hair has thinned considerably, and he wore that big ol' ten-gallon hat all the time. I don't mean to say that he's wearing a hairpiece or has a good weave, but perhaps Britney's people should talk to his people. You know.

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