Malibu Fires: I Know Sean And Jayden Really Hate It There But ...

Published: October 21, 2007, 9:16 pm

Tags: britney, cooter, gnc, jayden, malibu fires, monkey, newly plumped lips, sean

The brothers FederlineNahh. They wouldn't dare, even if Mommy does leave her lighter sitting around. Besides, that new court-appointed supervisor lady looks really scary. The latest reports indicate that not only is Britney not at her new Malibu mansion, but that the boys are back safely at Dad's. It's just as well; just one look at Mommy's new plumped lips really freaked them out. "It's weird," Sean was heard whispering to his little brother."It's like her top half is trying to catch up with her bottom half." Jayden, always the more emotional one, was having none of it. "I know we should be happy she's keeping her clothes on, but she always looks so angry now." "Daddy says that's just the monkey. He says that now she can't feed the monkey she gets cranky," Sean explained. "But then Mommy went to GNC and found invisible monkey juice, and now nobody can see her monkey but her." "Wow," Jayden said. "Too bad they can't do the same thing for her cooter."

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