Lovely Lady Lumps

Published: May 30, 2007, 6:07 pm

Tags: baby making or lack thereof, health

I want new boobs. My SIL just got new boobs after having two kids and she said she loves them. I think I'll get new boobs after having two kids. Although, new boobs are expensive and I have other vanity-related surgeries that I want first. Like laser hair removal. And laser mole removal. And vein removal. I have this one vein on the side of my thigh that's only about an inch and a half long, but it's ugly makes me feel like I've got old lady legs. Not to mention, hubby wants laser eye surgery so he doesn't have to wear contacts anymore. I guess I'll let him do that one first, since it's practical and all. Whatever.Yesterday, I had my yearly female exam. Listen, I know no one LIKES going to the gyno, but mine is worth every one of my insurance company's pennies. She's so fast, and for lack of a better way to put it, conversational. She remembers things I told her a year ago. I assume that's what that folder is for. Not medial history or charts, but hand-jotted

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