KSK Solves Your Writing Strike Woes With A Bunch Of F—king Horrible Movie Ideas

Published: November 30, 2007, 10:18 am

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Apparently, there's a big writers' strike going on in Hollywood right now. You mean there are writers who get paid? Well, what the fuck are THEY bitching about? Nick Denton pays me in Dave and Busters tokens and old packets of Sizzlean. Such bullshit.Anyhoo, reader Mamacita was kind enough to pass along this link to Project Redlight, which is Radar magazine's contest to pitch the worst movie idea you possibly can. Jesus, we at KSK were BORN for this contest. I myself have written no less than four terrible screenplays. One was about a fireman who gets accidentally reunited with a son of his that was born after raping a woman he rescued. It was not a comedy. You don't want to read it. Another one was about a boy who could fly. That one was crazy gay. Then there was my treatment for a holiday fable entitled, The Christmas Orc . Hey, there are elves at the North Pole. What if there were orcs too? It's Santa Claus: The Movie meets The Two Towers !

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