KSK 2007 NFL Prekkake: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Published: July 19, 2007, 1:44 am

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Naval Tradition: nothing but Rum, Sodomy, and the LashFive Fast Facts About the Buccaneers:- Cadillac Williams's real name, Carnell, is Spanish for "meat."- According to Wikipedia, kicker Matt Bryant went undrafted and had such low-end jobs as working in a pawn shop and playing for the Frankfurt Galaxy.- Coach Jon Gruden was narrowly defeated by Lindsay Lohan at FreckleFest '07 this past spring.- Owner Malcolm Glazer should not be confused with author Malcom Gladwell. Key differences: Glazer owns EPL team Manchester United; Gladwell is a published author who thinks writing a running diary is hard.- This offseason, the Bucs signed alleged date rapist, drunk driver, dirty player, and Super Bowl goat Jerramy Stevens. Good luck with that one. Lemme know how it goes.Projected 2007 Record:0-16, last in NFC SouthActual 2007 Record:2-14, last in NFC SouthThree Longer Notes About the Buccaneers:1. The Bucs quarterback depth chart, in no particular order, looks like this: Chris Simms, Jeff

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