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KSK 2007 NFL Prekkake: Jacksonville Jaguars |
| Published: July 19, 2007, 12:07 pm |
| Tags: ksk 2007 nfl season prekakke, jacksonville jaguars |
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Sadly, that boy, dear readers, was the smartest boy in all of Jacksonville Proper.Five fast facts:The Jags often seem torn between Byron Leftwich and David Garrard. The unpleasant reality: they both suck big time.Travel tip: Jacksonville Landing is a red-neckier version of the Baltimore's Inner Harbor. Upscale alfresco dining on Styrofoam plates, yee-fucking-haw. If you go, stay in Ponte Vedra or St. Augustine and drive up. Seriously.Matt Jones is fantasy kryptonite for starry-eyed white boys. Be strong. Avoid him.MoJo Drew's father gave him a belt than enables him to whip any man's ass.With Mike Rumph apparently out of the game, KSK is hoping for a break-out season from Jamaal Fudge.Projected 2007 record: 8-8Actual 2007 record: 8-8Between the shitty AFC South and playing the AFC West teams out of division this season, there are a lot of beatable teams on the Jags' schedule. If end Reggie Heyward can return to the form he had two seasons ago and Mr. MoJo Risin' continues [ Full article ] |
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