Jeff Triplette, I Am Gonna Find Yo Ass

Published: July 23, 2007, 11:19 am

So Orlando Brown is picking up the paper the other day and reading about how all the referees in basketball have ties to the mob.Then Orlando Brown read that those refs are rigging games.This made Orlando Brown think.This made Orlando Brown flash back to 1999. This made Orlando Brown think of you, Jeffrey Triplette. This made Orlando Brown think that little flag-throwing accident you had wasn't much of an accident at all.Jeff Triplette, I am gonna find yo ass.Jeff Triplette, I hope you are living in a small, European country that has no extradition treaty with the United States. I hope the house you are staying in you has a secret passage located behind a bookcase that only you know about. I hope that passage leads to an underground chamber that is stocked with lots of canned food and other non-perishables. Because, if you haven't done any of that, I will find you. And when I find you, I'm gonna fucking destroy you.Oh, I know you apologized. How very convenient.

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