Iraq Funding Approved: President Lauds Democrats' Courage to Stay True to Their Spineless Jellyfish Convictions

Published: May 28, 2007, 2:51 pm

Tags: 2007

THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. On this Memorial Day, I'm tickled pink to announce that Congressional Democrats, after all their chest pounding and tough talk about pulling the plug on my pet abortion of a war, done went and tucked their packages between their legs – just like that creepy Silence of the Lambs tranny who does the hair pie dance. Hot diggety, I love the smell of political cowardice in the morning. Smells a lot like what I hear Baghdad smells like – gasoline, diarrhea, and rotten civilian carcasses covered with blowflies. Makes this old cowboy's mouth water! I'm glad Congress finally took my veto warning seriously. And so I want to congratulate them for voting to provide our troops with the funding and flexibility they need to protect America against the greatest threat ever to our way of life - notwithstanding the evil Soviets, evil Nazis, evil Japs, uppity Injuns, MTV and monogamous homos. Thanks to this newly approved budget of blood-drenched cash, I

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